- “For the sake of fuck”
- “For shitting out loud”
- “For the fuck of God”
- “Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”
- “I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”
- “Fuckwad”
- “Cocktard”
- “Shitbeak”
- “Cuntsteak”
- “Dunderfuck”
cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.
These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today
(Source: awg-runawaywithme)
remember, kids. ”pinnacles” is pronounced
not
WHY DOES THIS MAKE SO MUCH SENSE
“approximately one million people worldwide die by suicide each year.
this corresponds to one death by suicide every 40 seconds.
or about 3,000 deaths by suicide daily.”Everyone reblog this please
stop this makes me so sad because once it hits 0 that means yeah I’m alive, but someone else isn’t.
Lmfao! Omg this is why I love him!
(Source: hawaiixcore)
things my grandchildren are going to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
things i never wanted my grandchildren to hear me say
- yo
- lil nigga
- chicken nugger
- swiggity swag what’s in the bag
- bitch i might be
- holla holla get dolla
- swaggy
- bip bop bam i don’t give a damn
- ding dong that is wrong
if ellen was president of the world there would be no wars only dancing
Dance off instead of wars…
(Source: haave-you-met-ted)
is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
This is the best/truest thing I’ve read in so long (via thesleepingfawn)
But this explains the 90s kids
(via thebbcisslowlykillingme)
(Source: kistybelle)
How did I end up with so many ships, jesus christ
At first it was like
and now it’s just like
(Source: thatgirlwithacat)
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
(Source: itsgonnarian)
Matt, stop being sexy…
(Source: human-stardust)
I mean, LOOK AT THESE GUYS….
They kiss cats…
They babysit….
They make funny faces….
And they kiss puppies repetitively.
THEY DRESS UP AS CATS OH MY GOSH, THEY MUST BE SATANISTS…
Just look at this one! He’s spending time with his daughter. How evil is that? OH MY GOSH, did he KISS her?!? Oh yeah…definitely evil….
